December 2011
princessblaine:
“Are you a freshman?”
“Do I look like a freshman?”
“I don’t know. DO I LOOK LIKE A JUNIOR?!”
friend: hey remember that song about the wedding and the whore or something? har har that band was such a one hit wonder
me: hey remember when we were friends
Next thing you know we're going to be forced to...
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sourcechelseawoosh:
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
Imagine if someone came up to you in the street...
I’d be like:
and then:
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
mirror-of-erised:
you know people really should go easier on david karp
i mean its not like he
banned links from asks
banned certain kinds of punctuation from asks
banned enter keys from asks
gave asks a word limit
limited the number of asks you can send an hour
TWICE
took away wrapped tags
gave us a new dashboard design that no one liked
has been trying unsuccessfully for months to...
"Wait, so you're actually happy just sitting...
Yeah Mom, I am.
collectingyourvictims:
why is it called a training bra
what are you training for
the bra olympics
the boob championships
